Sex Quotes · Page 72

Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.

— Dana Gould

I Am The World's 1 SuccSex Coach. No One Said You Have To Like It.

— Cv Pillay

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

— Jimmy Demaret

“There is nothing great about having sex or 'not having' sex.”

— Daya Kudari

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it”

— Anonymous

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I think we're in a time when everyone's afraid to have sex. But I was raised being beautiful and healthy.

— Alyssa Milano

Being stigmatied by sex is being marked by its meaning in a human life of loneliness and imperfection, where some pain is…

— Andrea Dworkin

A Woman is naturally more helpless than the other Sex; and a Man of Honour and Sense should have this in his…

— Richard Steele

The haughty woman who can stand alone, and requires no leaning-place in our hearts, loses the spell of her sex.

— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Nobody's sex life is such that every experience is a ten. You may have to be satisfied with regular eights or sixes…

— Kevin Leman

They rise in the morning, and they sleep in the dark. And even though nobody's looking, she's falling apart.

— Lisa Loeb

“A calm person knows their business, their words are few, but they tell and looks like it is well planned.”

— Rashid Jorvee

While American men are fighting to rid the old world of autocracy let American women set to and rid the new world…

— Crystal Eastman

Washington is a city of locker-room boys, and all the old, outmoded notions apply: men and women are ushered to separate rooms…

— Nora Ephron

In some of my works I take away other elements of the world - normalcy, sex drive, sense of time, memory, a…

— Vera Nazarian

Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other…

— Robert Benchley

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the…

— Andy Warhol

[On women as priests:] It has always seemed very odd to me that this particular sphere of activity should remain a male…

— Mary Stocks, Baroness Stocks

“John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had…

— Andrew Solomon

My sense is that we may not need the language of innateness or genetics to understand that we are all ethically bound…

— Judith Butler

You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of…

— Paige Turco

Don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think that you're in love.

— Anonymous

“What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind?”

— Crystal Woods

What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card.

— Anonymous

Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young.

— Lawrence Block

You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex.

— Rick James

Sex education is absolutely important. Kids need to know about sex.

— Kathy Burke

My tagline is ‘Less sex, more romance, lower body count.’

— Cinda Williams Chima

Pornography takes all the reality out of sex and Disney does that to family life.

— Jarvis Cocker

If He Can Lay Down & Cuddle With You Without Sex...Its Real

— Melania

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

— Rita Rudner

All women want is sex while men want to talk about feelings and cuddle.

— Anonymous

How you sell anything, is how you sell everything.

— Cv Pillay

I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner.

— David Wain

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

— Joan Rivers

“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”

— Josh Stern

Nature is perfectly impartial. Brain has no sex!

— Margaret Deland