Jimmy Demaret

Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

— Jimmy Demaret

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

— Jimmy Demaret

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

— Jimmy Demaret

The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.

— Jimmy Demaret

The name speaks for itself. He stands for all the good there is ingolf.

— Jimmy DeMaret

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?

— Jimmy Demaret

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

— Jimmy Demaret

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

— Jimmy Demaret

One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than…

— Jimmy Demaret

If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest…

— Jimmy Demaret

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a…

— Jimmy Demaret

He's hit it fat… It will probably be short… It just hit the front edge of the green… It's got no chance……

— Jimmy Demaret

Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.

— Jimmy Demaret