Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
[Sexual] fantasies, like children, are most interesting to the people who have them. — Carol Tavris Copy Share Image
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
Sexuality in girls isn't explored as much as it should be. Everyone gets freaked out - it's quite a taboo thing for… — Maisie Williams Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Girl I gottagive you a mouth to mouth to make sure your breathing,for some strange everyone stop breathing when you walked in — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
“Nobody cares for getting belittled by a person you’ve had sex with. A person you’ve licked all over. Nobody wants to sit… — Daniel Woodrell Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I was being picky, but I really didn’t think being able to spell orgasm without being spotted a vowel was asking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was called a feminist, and what I heard was, 'You are an angry, sex-hating, man-hating victim lady person.' This caricature is… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
From secrecy and deception in high places; come home, America. From military spending so wasteful that it weakens our nation; come home,… — George McGovern Copy Share Image
Men are forever eager to press drink upon those they consider their superiors, hoping thereby to eliminate that distinction between them… And… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Depictions or expressions of sex, violence, crime are all permitted virtually without limit; but religion, it seems, never.No wonder many in America… — John Cornyn Copy Share Image
If I'm being forgiving of myself, I could say I'm somebody who was really hungry for experiences. The same thing that would… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
To see and feel one's beloved naked for the first time is one of life's pure, irreducible epiphanies. If there is a… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group. — Ted Haggard Copy Share Image
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person? — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Having sex is all about having fun. Making love is all about making memories. — William Chapman Copy Share Image
One night love affair, pretending we don't care, and now we're left with nothing. — Bryan Adams Copy Share Image
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Oh, we were so wrong for each other, but the things we did to each other felt so right.” — J.A. ANUM Copy Share Image
The girls that say all guys only want is sex, are the girls who only have that to offer. — Vanessa Copy Share Image
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.” — Jess C. Scott Copy Share Image
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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