Sex Quotes · Page 76

Familiarity with your lover is what initially makes sex really good

— Susie Bright

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?

— Kevin Jonas

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

— Adam Ferrara

All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll.

— Bon Scott

I would say my sex drive is weaker than most. However, my lens has a permanent erection.

— Nobuyoshi Araki

“If you have only a day to live; fill it with study and sex.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

Hook ups are for hoes, no real woman will have a hook up.

— Kevin G

Sex has to do with imagination, so the sky is the limit. If you're not doing bodily harm, why shouldn't you do…

— Jack LaLanne

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.

— Anonymous

I always thought I'd write when I retired - when I turned 65. But by the time I was 33, to tell…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.

— Anonymous

“The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or…

— Kirstie Collins Brote

“I don’t think women are made only for sex; they can turn men into wolves and make them fight till the death.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down, tie me up, and show…

— Skye Eagleday

He and she become selective at different points; she can be selective when he wants his primary fantasy - sex; he can…

— Warren Farrell

I asked a high school girl about unreciprocated oral sex and said, "What if guys were asking you to get them a…

— Peggy Orenstein

I've been busy with a long memorandum about the whole of our central Arabian relations, which I've just finished. It will now…

— Gertrude Bell

Just before I got 'Sex Ed,' I was going to give up acting. I was like, I have to put an end…

— Ncuti Gatwa

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there…

— Valerie Solanas

Well, I think tone is very important with this show [Masters of Sex] because there are certain elements or certain aspects to…

— Michael Sheen

I believe you [men] capable of everything great and good in your married lives. I believe you equal to every important exertion,…

— Jane Austen

I don't support gay marriage, but I also don't support a constitutional amendment banning it. However, I do support same sex unions…

— Bob Casey, Jr

In the sex-war, thoughtlessness is a weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female. Both are reciprocally generated, but a woman's desire…

— Cyril Connolly

Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.

— Faye Wattleton

You are hot. I dont want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.

— Delaney Ridnour

When you finish , I want you to wipe that dick off and get it back hard for me

— Boosie BadAss

The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly wide

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Call me Papa John cause you're about to be a meat lover.

— Anonymous

“Love has no gender - compassion has no religion - character has no race.”

— Abhijit Naskar

“We had laid down the law : no chocolate, no sex.”

— Sara Sheridan

But there's so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on.

— John Green

“Sleeping with a woman is easy. Loving her is an entirely different thing.”

— Margaret Way

It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good.

— Steve Coogan

“Sex had always been a weapon, a tool, the only form of currency that never ran out.”

— Larissa Ione

I sometimes think novelists write about sex in order to avoid boring themselves to death.

— Walker Percy

Dont have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.

— Kiara Sellars

I think a lot of women are afraid to talk about sex, but it's a natural thing.

— Maura Higgins

Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea!

— Mallory Ortberg

“Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.”

— K.A. Mitchell