Sex Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When coming to sex: First served, first come.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We urgently need to either start increasing the size of our planet, or stop increasing the size of our population.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We would eventually get rid of poverty if there were no women or girls who are willing to sleep with men or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To most women, size does count, but—if the man is rich, powerful, or famous—it does not matter.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana