My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Pen drives are like relatives, no matter how many you have, when you really need it, you can't even find one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm being sarcastic, please don't take offense. It's just my way of not punching you in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't understand models. They starve to stay thin so that they can feed themselves..” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
*lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her… — Ally Blake Copy Share Image
“Janice rolled her eyes. First, the doctor had ogled her, and now Karr was leering at her and licking his lips lasciviously.… — William L. Lavell Copy Share Image
I'm getting to enjoy the mentality of the British, the sarcasm, the dry humour. There are so many more ways of articulating… — Toto Wolff Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start … — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“Billy, honey, could you get me another drink from the bar? I’m almost done with this one.” Kate pulls on his arm,… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f*cked up people find my company. One… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, he’d smile at me. A real smile, too—not the dry one that accompanied the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I certainly don’t like the idea of missionaries. In fact, the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don’t believe… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride;… — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
“A demigod?” I repeated like I’d just learned to speak a few seconds ago. “A real, live demigod?” “Opposed to a fake,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm. "Men have died for less than that, ancient one," E-Thas… — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy… — Adam Thirlwell Copy Share Image
“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
