“Well, it just figures," Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.” — Richard Stark Copy Share Image
“The problem is that irony and sarcasm don’t translate well online. They have the potential to backfire.” — Mike Alvear Copy Share Image
“You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“Going beyond sarcasm straight to out-and-out insult is delicious, like wriggling out of a pair of Spanx.” — Sarah Bird Copy Share Image
“The best relationships are built on sarcasm and inappropriateness.” — Jason Hendeles Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is like Jell-O. It’s always the right time and there’s always room.” — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on. Then I take them off and I realize I sound like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sascha nodded. "Want me to wait?" "Do I want my mate to wait in a deserted forest while a dangerous Psy fugitive… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Then allow me to repeat myself, your Grace.” He bowed slightly, letting his mildness carry the weight of his sarcasm. “No.” “Perhaps” — Rory Ni Coileain Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“August stared at her, aghast. "Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That - THAT - would… — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“How are you feeling?" I leaned away from him. "Gross." Aiden frowned. "Gross?" "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Would you like to stand next to me and introduce yourself to the class?'' Smiled Mr Zimmerman, the English teacher. Nope, I… — Stella Coulson Copy Share Image