Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it! — Fran Lupo Copy Share Image
“And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.” — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
“You should give up sarcasm. People could get the wrong idea about you.” — Michael Pryor Copy Share Image
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
“This is my ‘I give a f*¢k’ rope… it’s frayed, faded, and hanging on by one sarcastic thread. Tug at your own… — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm… — Adam Rifkin Copy Share Image
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because… — Ricky Reed Copy Share Image
“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that… — SLJ Shortt Copy Share Image
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“What time is it?” “One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In the afternoon?” “No. In the morning. Don't let that… — Glenn Bullion Copy Share Image
“Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“Mathilde returned and strolled past the drawing-room windows; she saw him busily engaged in describing to Madame de Fervaques the old ruined… — Stendhal Copy Share Image
“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“You his brother?' 'Yes, damn it!' I burst out. "And all I want is to get my hands on whoever did this… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“I shou'd not myself have thought [Cato] worth so much notice as I have here taken of him; but that the Men… — Lady Sophia Fermor Copy Share Image
“Can I ask who you are, sir?" "Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind. “Why didn't you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
![“I shou'd not myself have thought [Cato] worth so much notice as I have here taken of him; but that the Men are weak enough in general, to suffer their sense to be led away captive, by such half-thinking retailers of sentences. Among whom, This in particular, was he worth the pains, might be easily…” quote by Lady Sophia Fermor](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/592/lady-sophia-fermor-20567_18th-century_i-shou-d-not-myself-have-thought-cato-wo_183319.jpg)
