“Freakin’ fairies, you’re too damn small!” “Dude, you’re a faecist.” “A what?” “A fae-racist, you’re a faecist.” “That’s not even a real… — SLJ Shortt Copy Share Image
“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that… — SLJ Shortt Humor Copy Share Image
“You know, one of the tiny little perks that comes from having no parents is that you never have to worry about… — SLJ Shortt Parenting Copy Share Image
“We’re on a tight leash. We gotta do things by the book so no shooting yourself or trying to blow me up… — SLJ Shortt Books Copy Share Image
“You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here… — SLJ Shortt History Copy Share Image
