The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
“Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Your sarcasms brings out the wit in me,your critics d best in me,your taunts d drive I need,MY ENEMY! Oh! MY FRIEND. — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech… — Adlai Stevenson Copy Share Image
There's a good sense of fun and lack of sarcasm in the Texans, maybe a little earnestness which is kind of why… — Rachel Griffiths Copy Share Image
“Look at what you've done,' Sanguine said, shaking his head with mock severity. 'You have foiled out insidious little plot. You have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it… — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
“Seriously? One kiss and we’re having an existential crisis? Angie, breathe. There’s no ring on your finger. Date whoever you want. Chapter… — Irina Semikop Copy Share Image
“I know what sarcasm is.” Then she smiled deviously. “I know what sarcasm is!” Stormfather, Kaladin thought, looking into those gleeful little… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Let us treat Women as our equals, (says [the 'blubblering dotard' xD Cato]) and they will immediately want to become our mistresses."… — Lady Sophia Fermor Copy Share Image
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“I thought about suicide all the time, but it seemed toomuch effort, swallowing all those pills or jumping off things. If I'd… — Helena Dela Copy Share Image
“The idea filled her with a nameless horror. Lost in thought, it took her several moments to realize that Jace had been… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of… — Harold Geneen Copy Share Image
You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
![“Let us treat Women as our equals, (says [the 'blubblering dotard' xD Cato]) and they will immediately want to become our mistresses." 'Tis Cato says it, and therefore there needs no proof. Besides, to oblige men to prove all they advance by reason, wou'd be imposing silence upon them; a grievance…” quote by Lady Sophia Fermor](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/7bd/lady-sophia-fermor-20567_18th-century_let-us-treat-women-as-our-equals-says-th_645168.jpg)
