“The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.” — Jolene Stockman Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people — Avalon Copy Share Image
“We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Remember sarcasm is forbidden and sincerity the order of the day. You are country folks now, and it will do you good… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“I imagine sarcasm to be a backward slanting font, each word leaning away from rather than into the next. These days it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm."… — Sahara Mizu Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?” All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks?… — David Garcia Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
“The city of Leonia refashions itself every day: every morning the people wake between fresh sheets, wash with just-unwrapped cakes of soap,… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never… — Kelly Jones Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
“HIPPOCRATIC OATH, n. A promise that mainly pleases the prof: “I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and… — Jonas Koblin Copy Share Image
People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
“We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved… — Sylvia Harney Copy Share Image
“You are a disaster. You flinch at the slightest noise, and you nearly ripped that poor boy’s head off for dropping his… — Renee Ahdieh Copy Share Image
