Charming. We're going to be murdered in our beds.

“Even better. We're going to be murdered in our beds by infidels.”

— J. Anderson Coats

“If anyone was going to get themselves murdered to guarantee they would remain the center of attention, it would be him.”

— Seanan McGuire

I'd sooner have one real grief on my mind than twenty false. It's better to know one's robbed than to think one's going to…

— George Eliot

The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet) and is…

— Paul Quarrington

She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.

— Alexander McCall Smith

We could not guard every water pipeline from being blown up and every tree from being uprooted. We could not prevent every murder of…

— Moshe Dayan

“She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure who she was. It is astonishing just how much of what we…

— Neil Gaiman

“Is there anywhere else to sleep tonight... Anywhere?' I pleaded. There's Mei's office, but you'll have to sleep on the floor I'm afraid.' Mei…

— Ta'afuli Andrew Fiu

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

— Malcolm Bradbury

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.

— Louis J. Camuti

Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of…

— R. Buckminster Fuller

“Beds are not the right place for reading, watching TV, discussing daily issues or worrying about the future. Beds are only good for two…

— Mouloud Benzadi

“Men of longevity never carried troubles to their beds.”

— Kaiten Nukariya

The gentle race of flowers Are lying in their lowly beds.

— William C. Bryant

I’d like to do a job where I don’t have to tie women to beds.

— Jamie Dornan