I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev Copy Share Image
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was on 'In Search of the Partridge Family,' MTV'S 'Miss Seventeen,' and the comedy 'Love Monkey.' — Teddy Geiger Copy Share Image
Friends didn't believe me when I told them about him, so I'd invite them over on Saturdays to watch the monkey watch… — Eddie Rabbitt Copy Share Image
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards… — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The planet pulses in my blood vessels, I cannot fit into a monkey's passport. Cosmos bubbles through my consciousness, I cannot fit… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I'll confess that, from an early age, I was a huge fan of President Reagan because my parents bought me an enormous… — Uzodinma Iweala Copy Share Image
Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of… — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
“nor the dog she carries in her arms. Your power over our band is now ended, and you will never see us… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment… — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
“Mr. Charles Darwin, who looked a bit like God which is interesting, wrote a book called You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate. He… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
A child comes to see his father play, have fun, make people happy, and what does he see? He sees people booing… — Samuel Eto'o Copy Share Image
Even though one attacked me, the monkey forest in Ubud was still AMAZING! — Jayde Nicole Copy Share Image
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Don't Consider Yourself an ugly person,consider yourself a beautiful monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
