I seem to go through phases with collecting stuff: vintage Japanese men's magazines, coconut monkey carvings, '70s belt buckles. — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a… — Lauren Ambrose Copy Share Image
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“It’s your call, but just because you got three monkeys off your back doesn’t mean the simians have left the island.” — Charles Locks Copy Share Image
Fans insult me and call me 'monkey.' At first, I was quite shocked, but now I do not give it importance. — Dani Alves Copy Share Image
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
Most girls are taught to avoid risk and failure. We're taught to smile pretty, play it safe, get all A's. Boys, on… — Reshma Saujani Copy Share Image
3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen… — Damian Marley Copy Share Image
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys,… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
he thoughtless knowers will call you a red or a communist or a capitalist or some name that expresses their aversion to… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore,… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
The newly released movie 'Noah' features a retelling of the creation story that clearly depicts Darwinian evolution transforming a single-cell organism into… — Aaron Klein Copy Share Image
She ~ You're batshit crazy. Me ~ You knew this before you let me feed your monkey a banana. That was pretty… — Rudy Copy Share Image
“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we… — Harrison Wheeler Copy Share Image
My favorite emoji is definitely the sad face, like the 'See, I'm sorry' sad face, which I use all the time... Or… — Jade Thirlwall Copy Share Image
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“Whatever you do right now... don't think of a purple monkey. I bet you thought of a purple monkey.” — Robert Duff Copy Share Image
Endgame' has a definite association with my life. I see Hamm as The Establishment and me as the monkey boy who comes… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
“Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my… — Amy Landecker Copy Share Image
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack… — Robert Baden-Powell Copy Share Image
“One thing that man HAS learned from history, is how to kill (animals) more efficiently.” — Diane van der Westhuizen Copy Share Image
I suffered racial abuse in Lithuania, and in two games the fans were making monkey noises and throwing coins at me. — Paulinho Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars. — Darell Hammond Copy Share Image
If I'm on my own, I'll speak to 'Monkey' to generate new stuff for the act. I mean, I don't do it… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
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