Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
“Still, Monkey Shines is, to date, the only monkey-versus-quadriplegic movie ever made, and that's got to count for something. Trivia:” — Dan Whitehead Copy Share Image
I've been in the business 60 years, and it's taken me this long to play a scene with a monkey. That's what… — Diana Rigg Copy Share Image
The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
We are all a tiger with feelings. An elephant who never forgets. We are tiger, panther, monkey - we are all of… — Ruby Dee Copy Share Image
“He went from a fun-loving loose cannon to a monkey with a machine gun. Sure, it’s cute, but eventually someone’s going to… — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
You can believe you came from a monkey all you want but if it was true I would be to emberassed to… — Zach Dutton Copy Share Image
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
The first book I could call mine, my first book, was a picture book, 'The Magic Monkey' - it was adapted from… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
'Friend Monkey' is really my favorite of all my books because the Hindu myth on which it is based is my favorite… — P. L. Travers Copy Share Image
In all honesty, if somebody asked me the secret of auditioning for Americans, I don't know. Often, I do what's called self-taping… — David Wenham Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden there was a scampering sound. A small furry hand grabbed my food. The hand had fingernails just like… — Jane Wilson-Howarth Copy Share Image
Many of us grew up with colourful characters such as Tony the Tiger, Coco the Monkey and Ronald McDonald. These figures were… — Luciana Berger Copy Share Image
During the writing process, I tend not to listen to too much music. I obviously wear a lot of influences on my… — Jay Reatard Copy Share Image
A monkey is unaware that atoms exist. Likewise, our brainpower may not stretch to the deepest aspects of reality. The bedrock nature… — Martin Rees Copy Share Image
I'm a brand type guy and we want to make sure that 'Gas Monkey' is out there in every arena that we… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying it's cold but that brass monkey over there is looking really worried.” — Glenn Scrimshaw Copy Share Image
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I went dead broke - twice! - trying to get Gas Monkey up and going. And when I say broke, I mean… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
Somebody must take a chance. There are monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Young people are intimidating. But I really want them to like me. There is something about a group of teens that turns… — Shweta Bachchan Nanda Copy Share Image
“Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.” — Carol Ann Duffy Copy Share Image
On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image