Monkey Quotes · Page 6

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

— Anonymous

“Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?”

— Terry Pratchett

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.

— Paul Simon

Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you?

— Don Whillans

My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high.

— Margot Robbie

If leaves could be money, I think some girls would go for monkeys.

— Mswazi Omarion

Dance Monkey' showed me that I'm good enough.

— Tones and I

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

— Prince Charles

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto

— South Park

I would like to get some points across about my sport and hopefully people can understand it a bit more and appreciate…

— Dorian Yates

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and…

— Carolyn Murphy

When I'm warming up on the sidelines, I can often hear monkey chants. Me, who played so many matches for Germany.

— Jerome Boateng

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

— Charles Darwin

The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go…

— Dani Shapiro

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

— Mark Twain

It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you…

— Tim Flock

When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles…

— Jon Lovett

“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I…

— Sloane Tanen

I was warming up with a couple of team-mates. We were all coloured and there were monkey chants. There were about 10…

— Rhian Brewster

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't…

— French Montana

“green monkey, for example, has been observed calling ‘Careful! A lion!’ when there was no lion around. This alarm conveniently frightened away…

— Yuval Noah Harari

First and foremost, at drama school it gets drilled into you that you say yes to anything. If they say, can you…

— Ncuti Gatwa

Since I first got my iPhone and 'Super Monkey Ball' came out, I was like, 'Oh my gosh, this is great.' I'm…

— Todd Howard

I got really lucky that at age 12, I knew I just wanted to be a dancing monkey in front of people…

— Jim Norton

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

— Stefan Cherneski

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.

— David Letterman

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?

— Wilhelm Steinitz

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

— George Carlin

I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic.

— Scott Ritter

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.

— Hannibal

If money grew on trees... girls would date monkeys.

— Nishan Panwar

You monkeys only think you’re running things,

— Dennis McKenna

“THIS MOVIE WOULD BE SMARTER IF IT STARRED MONKEYS!”

— Matthew Cody

As a child, I loved to climb on the tree, like a monkey.

— Phan Thi Kim Phuc

“Even a monkey misses an occasional branch and falls.”

— Haruki Murakami

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

— Karl Pilkington

“Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy.”

— Brian K. Vaughan

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.

— Mick McCarthy

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.

— Aneurin Bevan

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

— Thomas Watson, Jr