“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.” — Michael Stephen Fuchs Copy Share Image
“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be saved — Indian Proverb Copy Share Image
Don't think yourself of an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“Hello, companion," said Magnus. The monkey made a terrible sound, half snarl and half hiss. "I begin to rather doubt the beauty… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton Copy Share Image
In the past, I have approximated the look of monkey fur and yak hair with human hair because it's inexpensive, and it… — Chris March Copy Share Image
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
If Man United and Liverpool fans feel better by calling me a black monkey in my messages... feel free to carry on… — Wilfried Zaha Copy Share Image
I was 13 and one of the boys on the other team called me a monkey. When I was younger, that sort… — Michail Antonio Copy Share Image
As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
I had to deal with it so often, I found ways of making a point against racism. When I played against Real… — Samuel Eto'o Copy Share Image
“A monkey's mind is curious. So we can treasure that; as we are curious too… Yet meanwhile by simply releasing all attachment… — Leland Lewis Copy Share Image
It's true that my research expertise is in biology: for example, the Ebola virus, the Marburg virus, and monkey pox, and not… — Steven Hatfill Copy Share Image
“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun.… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
When I was little, my dad used to call me 'Bandarella,' because I was a mess - a Bandar is a monkey… — Priyanka Chopra Copy Share Image
“When the birds had all flown, the monkey landed on May’s pillow and smacked it, letting her know it was time to… — James Riley Copy Share Image
For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next,… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
