“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.” — Michael Stephen Fuchs Copy Share Image
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. — Elliot S. Maggin Copy Share Image
“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“wounded turkey do? Hobble, hobble!) Now, some monkeys might do fine in the trees, but I prefer the dance floor of” — Allison Pittman Copy Share Image
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto — South Park Copy Share Image
Someone.. MISSES U.. NEEDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ¦ THE ZOO .. — Babloo Copy Share Image
I would like to get some points across about my sport and hopefully people can understand it a bit more and appreciate… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty.… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the… — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
I work out for about an hour each day on the mat. I do exercises that use my bodyweight, then I practice… — Rickson Gracie Copy Share Image
That's been the secret to 'Gas Monkey': Move fast. I opened the first restaurant within a year and a half. Most people… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, was that a monkey riding my dog?” “It was. A baby tamarin. We need to get it back to the… — Gayla Drummond Copy Share Image
I was warming up with a couple of team-mates. We were all coloured and there were monkey chants. There were about 10… — Rhian Brewster Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?” I waved my hand at him dismissively. He crouched down, touched my cheek, looked me up and down, and… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“I was reading about animals a while back and there was this motherfucking scientist in France back in the thirties or forties… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Watch them clamber, these swift monkeys! They clamber over one another and thus drag one another into the mud and the depth.… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end.… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
