“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind — German Proverb Copy Share Image
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
I was Boots The Monkey in 'Dora The Explorer Live Dora's Pirate Adventure,' and it was the greatest! — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
“Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine.” — Cindy Roland Anderson Copy Share Image
“Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down." Robin looked at him. "My safe… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“I do not make mistakes, little monkey. A monkey I intended you to be. A monkey you are.” — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
In Asia, there aren't many characters as iconoclastic as the Monkey King. He's a trickster and contrarian character who works everywhere -… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
What I've been doing with my misfit, so-called acting career in film from day one on my first film, 'Spanking The Monkey',… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were… — David Simpson Copy Share Image
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The first 10 years, I was literally all about I'm going to be… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“I mean to say, we all sprang from humble origins. Goodness gracious, who would have thought that a species of monkey would… — R. Chetwynd-Hayes Copy Share Image
“The keepers would give the gorillas an assortment of fruits and vegetables each afternoon, and on this particular occasion, Judy Sievert tossed… — Eugene Linden Copy Share Image
“I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on… — Christopher Ryan Copy Share Image
“I can tell you that these two statues are not monkeys native to India. This one’s a spider monkey. They come from… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Monkeys" "You can buy cooler, more humdrum pets-- a monkey deprived of his mother in the cradle feels the want of her… — Robert Lowell Copy Share Image
“Trust me, Mr. Dalton, no one would ever confuse you with a playful little monkey. Perhaps one of those terrifying gorillas at… — Zoe Archer Copy Share Image
“And alas! the look went still deeper, went far below the faults, defects and hopelessness of our time, our intellect, our culture… — Herman Hesse Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?” I waved my hand at him dismissively. He crouched down, touched my cheek, looked me up and down, and… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
