When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?” — M. COCHET M Copy Share Image
“As a baby, Oliver Cromwell was abducted by his grandfather’s pet monkey.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel. — Marcellin Boule Copy Share Image
“I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“The rich rarely give a black dog for a white monkey, my friend. It's the way of the world.” — Karen Essex Copy Share Image
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, dont stress my son u… — Ali Bassam Copy Share Image
Someone.. MISSES U.. NEEDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ¦ THE ZOO .. — Babloo Copy Share Image
“wounded turkey do? Hobble, hobble!) Now, some monkeys might do fine in the trees, but I prefer the dance floor of” — Allison Pittman Copy Share Image
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
The character of the monkey just grew from something out of his face and my granddad's personality. They fused, and that's what… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
My roots are in music. But Eileen Ford saw my high school graduation picture, and next thing I knew I was on… — Bebe Buell Copy Share Image
“If we are not willing to let go knotty and prickly issues in time, our mental frame can be wrecked before long.… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the… — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, was that a monkey riding my dog?” “It was. A baby tamarin. We need to get it back to the… — Gayla Drummond Copy Share Image
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor. — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
“Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don’t see, human being don’t do.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
With the zodiac, if I wasn't a monkey, or maybe a dragon, I wouldn't talk about it. — Michele Lamy Copy Share Image
MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
