Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?

Jayalalitha is a performing monkey in the hands of Sasikala.

— Subramanian Swamy

“he seemed like a six-foot-tall, fat, hairy, stumpy-legged baby.”

— Dean Koontz

“Love is not the least bit intimidated by our big, fat, hairy problems. He continues to go about the work of unveiling the diamonds…

— Catherine Toon

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman…

— Anonymous

“I have a secret. A big, fat, hairy secret. And I’m not talking minor-league stuff, like I once let Joseph Applebaum feel me up…

— Karen MacInerney

What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

— Diego Maradona

“Seriously hairy shit was going down on a regular basis.”

— Mary Roach

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that…

— Nick Offerman

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

— Joan Rivers

“If you were born an animal—you’d be a Llama,” he called after me. That stopped me. Was this douche seriously comparing me to a…

— Tarryn Fisher

Fame looks like a really hairy affair. But if it's part of the job, I'll figure out a way to deal with it.

— Tom Everett Scott

Because of both hipster culture and Facebook culture, the human race is starting to resemble a school of hairy piranhas.

— Chael Sonnen

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?’ (Syn)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've always just been this hairy, wild man.

— Michael Chiesa

I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We…

— Devendra Banhart