“Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main downsides of not being poor or broke is that you are quick to replace even what can be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Having the money to buy something, or pay someone, often robs us of an opportunity to be creative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
