Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. — Joseph Joubert Copy Share Image
“We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry.” — Luke Rhinehart Copy Share Image
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“We're married. I will protect you. I will die for you. Better than that. I will live for you.” — Mary Connealy Copy Share Image
After taking a two-year sabbatical to spend time with my wife and travel the world, I'm excited to join the Twitter Board… — Patrick Pichette Copy Share Image
I married my wife and she brought these two amazing kids into my life, and we were realizing, God there's nothing out… — Jeff Probst Copy Share Image
That a marriage ends is less than ideal; but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating,… — John Updike Copy Share Image
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Neither marriage's heart nor adventure are found in the banner days, those events we record and look back on. The glory is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In or out of marriage, abortion is not an individual choice. At a minimum, three lives are involved. — Boyd K. Packer Copy Share Image
Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to… — Donny Norris Copy Share Image
When you're co-leading a band with someone whose career is bigger than your own, like with my wife Susan, it's different. You… — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
I like working consistently. I like working for four months at a time, which is why cable was so attractive. You work… — Jordana Brewster Copy Share Image
When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
Every day I look for ways to be inspired, to learn and to grow. And trying to be the best for my… — Mia Hamm Copy Share Image
Marriage was defined by God a long time ago. Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the… — Kirk Cameron Copy Share Image
“The great thing about refusing to feel feelings is that, once you’ve denied them, you don’t have to take responsibility for them.… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Once I found professional happiness, it gave me time to think about other areas in my life in which I wasn't happy.… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
“Alexei Alexandrovich stood face to face with life, confronting the possibility of his wife loving someone else besides him, and it was… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
My children and my husband make me smile. My work makes me smile. — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I think I have only walked down the high street once in my married life. — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama. — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
“Get over it,' Sherlock said, and looked at her husband. 'No, no, bad dog, keep quiet.” — Catherine Coulter Copy Share Image
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Like they say, boss is always right. In case of marriage, wife is always right. — Hiten Tejwani Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
