This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts. — Moliere Copy Share Image
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When we started CANANA, I wasn't married, so I guess I was married to the idea of CANANA. — Diego Luna Copy Share Image
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
From my experience, not one in twenty marries the first love; we build statues of snow and weep to see them melt. — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
I would prefer every [American] state keep the definition of marriage that's prevailed in Western civilization for a couple thousand years. — Gary Bauer Copy Share Image
He that said it was not good for man to be alone, placed the celibate amongst the inferior states of perfection. — Robert Boyle Copy Share Image
“It was as if they'd discovered something that had once been there but had gotten hidden or misunderstood or forgotten over time,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag;… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“She wanted to explain everything to him—how certain notes of the Moonlight Sonata shredded her heart like wind inside a paper bag;… — Thrity Umrigar Copy Share Image
“You want to get married? I'll marry you right now. Is the gnome a preacher, because I'll do it." "That's a hell… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Do I believe in coupling? Do I believe in commitment? Do I believe in co-parenting, raising children together, having a family, and… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
Let's say you go to a friend's wedding, or Thanksgiving, or Halloween. It'd be great the next day to see what went… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
“It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've had a life of all kinds of experiences - most of them good. And I've got eight kids and a wife… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be a mom and a wife, and explore that phase of life. And also see how it affects… — Tristan Prettyman Copy Share Image
“In this chapter, we’re going to explore how these various analogies use the experience of marriage to teach us valuable truths about… — Gary L. Thomas Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Mahesh didn't want a working wife; he was clear about that. He wanted time given to him and, later, to the kids. — Namrata Shirodkar Copy Share Image
That's what I try to do, my wife and I, we try to, not shelter them [kids], but still not contribute to… — Ginuwine Copy Share Image
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past,… — James Beattie Copy Share Image
For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband. — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
I can't say 'no' to an interesting role. I always tell my husband, 'That's it, I quit, I've done all I wanted,'… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“To spend her life thinking I left her by choice. I would try harder. I would be a better wife. I would… — Chevy Stevens Copy Share Image
“Half of my heart is a shotgun wedding To a bride with a paper ring And half of my heart is the… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I surround myself with family. I have got the most incredible wife in the world and unbelievable kids. — Craig Bellamy Copy Share Image
When did it become unconstitutional to exclude homosexual couples from marriage? 1791? 1868, when the 14th Amendment was adopted? — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
The infrastructure will collapse. Voltage spikes. Throw your keys in the bowl. Kiss your husband goodnight. — Radiohead Copy Share Image
Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say:… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
My wife's done very good with the investments and just making sure I don't spend all our money. — Matt Hughes Copy Share Image
My wife and I have very deep roots in Colorado, and we can't see ourselves living anywhere else. — Victor Mitchell Copy Share Image
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
My husband is an opposition MP. Our political alliance may have fallen through, but our matrimonial alliance is intact. — Sushma Swaraj Copy Share Image
After the first couple of years of on 'Black-ish,' my wife and I actually broke up. We got back together, and it… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
“Caroline Hersberger, it would be the honor of my life if you will agree to be my wife.” — Lori Copeland Copy Share Image
I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it… — Princess Diana Copy Share Image
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