Marriage Quotes · Page 469

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.

— Will Rogers

Before marriage, many couples are very much like people rushing to catch an airplane; once aboard, they turn into passengers. They just…

— Anonymous

No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object.

— Mary Fairfax

There is no guarantee what will give you happiness any which way. I know many married people who are unhappy.

— Sakshi Tanwar

My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes,"…

— Adam Baldwin

We must refuse to submit to those institutions which are by definition sexist - marriage, the nuclear family, religions built on the…

— Andrea Dworkin

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he…

— William Feather

Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner - the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. It's…

— Jennifer Aniston

I'm not a person who flies away with a hot guy and is away from my husband for 3 months. We travel…

— Sarah Wayne Callies

I rely on some words that actually my husband said to me. He jokes about saying, "You know it's only darkest before…

— Cindy McCain

My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this…

— Bill Hader

The idea of a series of items, following one another docilely, forms the only possible reasonable approach to life if you have…

— Shirley Jackson

The trouble is that people seem to expect happiness in life. I can't imagine why; but they do. They are unhappy before…

— Nancy Mitford

I overheard things in the Woolworths when I was a child, people saying, 'Oh, poor, little thing,' as if they had some…

— Natasha Trethewey

It is my experience that marriage does not make one happier. It destroys the illusion that has been the essence of one's…

— Paula Modersohn-Becker

“What do you know of love or marriage?" I asked. "You were all set to marry a woman ten years older than…

— Amanda Hocking

Everyone knows that marriage is the biggest personal decision you make, but it's the biggest career decision you can make.

— Sheryl Sandberg

Not only is my husband the most encouraging partner, he is more demanding than me when it comes to films, wanting me…

— Shweta Menon

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

— Jay Trachman

Protect your girlfriend like your daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.

— Anonymous

What you discover on your own is always more exciting than what someone else discovers for you - it's like the marriage…

— Terrence Rafferty

“Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.”

— Anonymous

Russian ladies, for the most part, cherish only Platonic love, without mingling any thought of matrimony with it; and Platonic love is…

— Mikhail Lermontov

a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really,…

— Frank Skinner

“But Christendom was overturned for the Boleyn marriage, to put the ginger pig in the cradle;”

— Hilary Mantel

I'm very lucky to still be in love and still have a wife I'm very attracted to. It was worth the wait.

— Guy Sebastian

There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers…

— Carrie Prejean

When I was thirty and perhaps forty, I did not want a wife. It was too much fun being single.

— Jacob Ruppert

I have two beautiful children and my husband. The perfect day for me is just to be with them and have fun.…

— Alison Sweeney

I haven't had any formal training, but I guess dance comes naturally to us - people from the north. See how much…

— Ashish Sharma

“CHASUBLE: Your brother was, I believe, unmarried, was he not? JACK: Oh yes. MISS PRISM: [Bitterly.] People who live entirely for pleasure…

— Oscar Wilde

There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and just give her a house.

— Rod Stewart

The process of making a wedding cake is complex on its own, from designing, mis-en-place, baking, frosting, structuring, decorating, to delivering.

— Ron Ben-Israel

“This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I…

— Jack Johnson

For me, marriage is about love, not paperwork. I've never been the kid who dreamed of the big white dress, the long…

— Crystal Bowersox

“[Nessa] didn’t know how to disagree with a preacher, or if she was even allowed to, so she merely wrote, “Thank you,…

— Kristiana Gregory

My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I was 36 when I got married. I was so focused on, 'You wanted a husband, and you wanted a house, and…

— Jane Kaczmarek