Marriage Quotes · Page 457

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

— Phyllis Diller

It's bad enough when married people bore one another, but it's much worse when only one of them bores the other.

— Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

We don't like to say that [my wife was Jewish] because her mother was Jewish, which means she was Jewish. So don't…

— Kevin Sessums

“She is the swelling sail, trim rigging and bust sunlit deck of our matrimonial yacht. I am the low hull, with the…

— Alasdair Gray

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on…

— Guru Nanak

Matrimony is always a vice, all that can be done is to excuse it and sanctify it; therefore it was made a…

— St. Jerome

I'm not sure gay marriage was an issue that made or didn't make any single election that I can think of.

— Ana Navarro

My husband and I are loyal to our community and very approachable, even though we're kind of mainstream.

— Nicole Ari Parker

“Darling, we’re going to have a baby again,’ she would say to her husband. I haven’t the time,’ Lieutenant Scheisskopf would grumble…

— Joseph Heller

“Or perhaps we should just junk the whole idea of getting married in the first place. I’m generally against anything where you’re…

— Caitlin Moran

“Gay men and lesbians have already opened up the question of what qualities and roles are male and female in ways that…

— Rebecca Solnit

Marriage and conjugal love are by their nature ordained toward the procreation and education of children. Children are really the supreme gift…

— Pope Paul VI

“Oh, why did nobody warn me?" cried Grimes in agony. "I should have been told. They should have told me in so…

— Evelyn Waugh

“Therefore, we call on women to arise and stand firm, the era of relegating us to the background where we remain unnoticed…

— Jaachynma N.E. Agu

“Oh! To rationalize oneself into matrimony...Oh! To decide something so grave in life 'after mature consideration'! Choose the color of a dress…

— Colette

Indeed, I should be very stupid or very thankless if I did not congratulate myself every hour of the day on the…

— Jane Welsh Carlyle

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

— Marcel Achard

I just fell in love with someone who happens to be amazing. We had a beautiful wedding and there was a lot…

— James Righton

“When is one considered to have learnt to become a husband? It is when the wife continuously experiences veneration (respect) for him.”

— Dada Bhagwan

There was never a point in my life where I gave up. My marriage, as you know, fell apart.

— Deidre Hall

In the choice of a horse and a wife a man must please himself ignoring the opinion and advice of friends.

— George Whyte-Melville

A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.

— Nikhil Saluja

“But a good wife—a good unworldly woman—may really help a man, and keep him more independent.”

— George Eliot

Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woman.

— Randy Neugebauer

“I know one thing about men," Bunny says with finality, leaving the room to check on A. "They never die when you…

— Suzanne Finnamore

If you're going to be married for a long time, I think you'll have a fair number of moments where you question…

— Sarah Dunn

Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at…

— Suze Orman

Being raised in the church and being raised in hip-hop, it was just a really natural marriage.

— Kirk Franklin

I was never a girl who dreamed about what her wedding day would be like, but I've always dreamed about decorating my…

— Rebecca Romijn

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound…

— Anonymous

My husband is in charge of all phone, email and texting duties at home. He even has to turn on the TV…

— Becki Newton

There are so many options for suicide : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, etc… But…

— Anonymous

From the cradle to the grave she is subject to the power and control of man. Father, guardian, or husband, one conveys…

— Ernestine Rose

If my wife hears one more report that I'm joining Hillary's campaign I'm going to have to go in the Pundit Protection…

— Paul Begala

Speaking for myself, my career has been on the upswing ever since Debina came into my life. Some of the biggest superstars…

— Gurmeet Choudhary

First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes resentment ending in domestic violence.

— Anonymous

Our wedding day was made that much more special because you were there. Everyone who attended helped to make our dream wedding…

— Anonymous

Divorce for what? Why should we head for divorce? I don't intend to get married again, and nor does she.

— Randhir Kapoor

Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth.

— Judith Wright

Poor people have to pay high rents to marriage halls for conducting functions like wedding. Therefore, to benefit them, I have directed…

— J. Jayalalithaa