Marriage Quotes · Page 341

My husband and I get along great. We're both introverts, and it's hard to make new friends.

— S. E. Hinton

All those "and they lived happily ever after" fairy tale endings need to be changed to "and they began the very hard…

— Linda Miles

I don't mind an arranged marriage. The girl my parents choose could be the girl of my dreams.

— Vivek Oberoi

For a woman like me, who is working and looking after kids and my husband, we need to keep our mind, body…

— Esha Deol

My wife took six years away from work to stay at home with the kids, which was really important to her. It…

— Jack Savoretti

I can handle rumors about me. But I don't like things being written about my wife and my family. They don't need…

— Allu Arjun

I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known…

— Rudyard Kipling

Girls were scared of me because I can be loud. Barbara, my wife of 51 years, is very low-key. She was my…

— Don Rickles

I am not married yet, but I think ultimately in a good marriage it is the relationship which is the most important…

— Lawrence Bender

In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch…

— Mindy Kaling

“If they could not prove adultery or extreme cruelty, Nina's attorneys had an alternate strategy available. Rhode Island was unique in allowing…

— Jean Elson

Personally I'm an advocate for healthy marriages and families and I do a lot of speaking around the country sharing my faith…

— Candace Cameron

“In the Bhāgavatam, Twelfth Canto, it is said that in the Kali-yuga marriage will be based on the consideration of sex life;…

— Anonymous

Diana became a superstar when she became a part of the Royal Family because she brought youth and glamour and fun into…

— Penny Junor

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm…

— Akshay Kumar

At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face against mine. Breathe into me. Close…

— Anonymous

A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money.

— Goldie Hawn

The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits…

— Victoria Woodhull

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

— Barnett Brickner

When my husband and I worked as line cooks in LA, we lived in a constant state of broke and tired.

— Sohla El-Waylly

“My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I’m the world’s worst liar, anyway.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

It is one thing to go through a divorce, and quite another to have the rug ripped out from under you in…

— Camille Grammer

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her…

— Greg Behrendt

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.

— Warren Farrell

To marry a man that u don't love is putting your life into an endless despair...Marry a man whom you love and…

— Tanya

And pray where in earth or heaven are there prudent marriages-Might as well talk about prudent suicides.

— Anonymous

“Don't expect to know your husband inside and out within a month of marriage. For a long time you will be making…

— Blanche Ebbutt

I can fall in and out of love, have marriages that barely last a month. When they go down the drain, I'll…

— Brad Paisley

I’m here not because I am supposed to be here, or because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you…

— Richard Bach

One of the things Donald Trump has criticized Hillary [Clinton] for is discrediting women who said they'd had affairs or been sexually…

— Terry Gross

“Her husband, like her children, was a person who often annoyed her but whom she loved very deeply.”

— Coral Lansbury

My wife is so sweet... she probably gets tired of me calling her with nothing to say, but she's always there for…

— Walker Hayes

The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.

— Vikrant Parsai

I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible.

— Priscilla Presley

“Great marriages require a constant infusion of commitment, tears, and lots and lots of forgiveness.”

— Levi Lusko

“Muslim store clerks should sell alcohol and pork. Christian bakers should bake gay wedding cakes. Everyone should do their fucking job.”

— T.J. Kirk

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man…

— Will Rogers

It always saddens me when someone says I'm not funny, then my wife tickles my asshole and I feel better again.

— Nikhil Saluja