I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I said I do, I mean that I will til the end of all time be faithful and true devoted to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
Marriage is what happens when one at least of the partners doesn't want the other to get away. — Fay Weldon Copy Share Image
“Faith is one of only two things in mankind's consciousness that defies discussion. The other is one's marriage.” — Psyche Roxas-Mendoza Copy Share Image
“If you're going to get married, do it in the morning. That way, if it dosent work out ; you haven't wasted… — Warren Beatty Copy Share Image
They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband, and they assume… — Patricia Richardson Copy Share Image
I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance. — Neil Diamond Copy Share Image
To those men who are dating outside marriage, do you really love her as you claim, or are you just attracted to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One day someone will say to me: “Is it autobiographical?” And I shall reply: “Only the bit where I die.” To die… — Tim Roux Copy Share Image
If we are married and we are trying hard to groom ourselves and look best to impress another men or women…then we… — Aruna Rai Copy Share Image
“I’m going to miss all the takeout,” Jason said later, after dinner, when I walked him out to his car. “Coach said… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I had a fabulous teacher, my headmistress's husband, who taught Shakespeare for A-level, and then I found this person called William Shakespeare… — Geraldine James Copy Share Image
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“For two weeks, I lay awake at night and said Hail Marys over and over to stop my heart from beating too… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
My husband and I were married in May 2007 on a sprawling rent-a-ranch in the Texas Hill Country. On the drive from… — Laura Moser Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals. — Hendrix Copy Share Image
Narrative prose is a legal wife, while drama is a posturing, boisterous, cheeky and wearisome mistress. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I like Hindi movies. Although my wife thinks the hero and heroine breaking into a song and dance every five minutes is… — Anish Giri Copy Share Image
“It had been said that the art of successful marriage lay in choosing the person you could live with rather than the… — Elizabeth Palmer Copy Share Image
Dear Future Wife, I will lead. I will love. I will loyal. I will be the best husband and I will maintain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To keep one's marriage brimming, With love in the wedding cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." -… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple… — Adam Davidson Copy Share Image
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife,… — Homer Copy Share Image
My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow,"he ground out, "you'll be my wife." Her eyes blinked in agreement. "But tonight, I'll make you my mate." ~Dante” — Tina Folsom Copy Share Image
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I think being an effective First Lady is first of all being the partner that your husband needs. — Elizabeth Edwards Copy Share Image
Arranged marriage is like walking n unfortunately a snake bites u but Love marriage is dancing in front of a cobra singing… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good… — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. — Michael Feldman Copy Share Image
My son was 8 or 9, and he really wanted a gun. It was Christmas, and I said to my husband, 'It's… — Wendy Long Copy Share Image
I come from a service family - I met my husband Dave during my third tour in Iraq serving as a CIA… — Elissa Slotkin Copy Share Image
Losing Jane was tragic and I thought I'd never get married again, or have more children, or would even ever want to. — Glenn McGrath Copy Share Image
“All I could say was “I didn’t know. They never told me. I didn’t know.” It felt like a knife in my… — John Davis Copy Share Image
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband. — Al Capp Copy Share Image
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home & devil in bed. But they get artist in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Southern Baptist Convention's EC president Frank Page tells me: "If I'm told I have to marry same sex couples I will refuse." — Todd Starnes Copy Share Image
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give the credit of my success to my wife Aakriti, who keeps me going in life and inspires me in various… — Aparshakti Khurana Copy Share Image
