I don't know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white - yin and yang. — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“By all means, marry, I told him. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one,… — Jeff Wheeler Copy Share Image
“I’m just surprised that people haven’t started calling us the ‘Odd Couple.’ The pause went on a moment too long. “We are… — Michael Leese Copy Share Image
Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do men so eagerly take the leash of marriage into their mouths as if it was going to be just a… — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
“We had more fun waiting in line together at the Department of Motor Vehicles than most couples have on their honeymoons. We… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Women share with men the need for personal success, even the taste for power, and no longer are we willing to satisfy… — Elizabeth Dole Copy Share Image
I was told don't put him through college. I was told don't put his needs before yours. I was told don't wrap… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Probably the institution of marriage had its origin in love of property. Both men and women were united in this--that whatever they… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
As a man, if you lose your wife, it's a horrible experience, especially with kids. But when one person passes away and… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I admire people's marriages, and I think it's a wonderful thing to have, but I don't think it's the only way to… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
“I experienced the happiest moment of my life when you took me in your arms as your wife and pressed me to… — Hannah Pakula Copy Share Image
Of all the movies I've done in my life, the one where I play a crazy awful psycho woman finds me my… — Bridgette Wilson Copy Share Image
My wife and I didn't raise our kids to be anything except what each one ultimately wants to do. — Oliver Luck Copy Share Image
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Family Relationship with spouse Relationship with children Relationship with extended family Home, chores and responsibilities Recreation & hobbies” — Shmaya David Copy Share Image
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. — Raymond Hull Copy Share Image
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
“Your emotional love language and the language of your spouse may be as different as Chinese from English.” — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because it is Christmas doesn't mean you should bottle all your feelings up. Mind you, sometimes being a good wife does… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The only way you can make a marriage work is as free, independent people. It needs to be based on the good… — Alexander Lowen Copy Share Image
Why am I running for president? Well, my wife, Cindy, says it is because I sustainedseveral severe blows to the head in… — John McCain Copy Share Image
“Our life has been joined, not by man, but by God. That union can only be severed by a crime, and a… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“Of course sane people always thought the aim of marriage was the procreation of children to the glory of God or according… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The most important single thing that any Latter-day Saint ever does in this world is to marry the right person, in the… — Bruce R. McConkie Copy Share Image
“When people ask me how we've lived past one hundred, I say, 'Honey, we never married. We never had husbands to worry… — Amy Hill Hearth Copy Share Image
Do I ever lose my temper? Sure, I do it all the time - just ask my wife, she will tell you. — Gianfranco Zola Copy Share Image
Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I have my family. I've got the love of my wife, my daughters and friends, people who like me, think about me… — Gianluca Vialli Copy Share Image
Love is like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield, why does love always feel like a battlefiled, a battlefield, a battlefield — Victoria Copy Share Image
If you help yourself to the benefits of being married when you are single, you're likely to help yourself to the benefits… — Manis Friedman Copy Share Image
I'm very blessed to have a phenomenal husband, son, and beautiful family and friends around me. — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
I'm gonna try to be cured. I've been on heroin eight years and I want to try a different style of life.… — Johnny Thunders Copy Share Image
