If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
Not his own in this world, I've done that mistake, which my parents were married — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The whole point is that everybody gets to marry the person they love.” — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
“Those who became God’s boss, achieved success and those who became wife’s boss, suffered torture and died!” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
My sister gave birth to her daughter in London; for over a year, her husband didn't even ask about her or support… — Raj Kundra Copy Share Image
No woman will get into the celestial kingdom, except her husband receives her, if she is worthy to have a husband; and… — Erastus Snow Copy Share Image
I do not understand that because I do not want a negro woman for a slave I must necessarily want her for… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That's the truth. — Danny Aiello Copy Share Image
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling their peters. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
“Husbands and houses are negotiable," she said, "And as for a plan... we'll figure it out.” — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
“At least three of those four years must have been a living hell for my wife, because she had to watch the… — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
He hasn't shown me anything but how he carries himself as a professional man, husband, father and athlete. Tom Brady is a… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
There were things that had been weighing heavy on me for quite some time. And I went into this hole, trying to… — Solange Knowles Copy Share Image
“I never said I didn't want to marry. It just didn't happen-Iam not the sort of lady a man chooses to marry,… — Tracy Chevalier Copy Share Image
When he proposed to me, Yash said one of the nicest things ever. He spoke of a vision in which he saw… — Radhika Pandit Copy Share Image
We’ve been married for more than eight years now and we’re still into it. I think you do fall in and out… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
“Girls were warned by their mothers against infidelity to their husbands, since adultery cost a married woman her nose, or ears; for… — Frank Bird Linderman Copy Share Image
“Adults should want two things, he said, and these were the two things he wanted from his own life: First, he wanted… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I do not want my man to be exhausted for our wedding day, especially our wedding night. — Nikki Bella Copy Share Image
Don't get married to an actress, because they're also actresses in bed. — Roberto Rossellini Copy Share Image
“In your marriage, be the first to “seek peace and pursue it” (1 Peter 3:11).” — Emerson Eggerichs Copy Share Image
My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes. — Eva Gabor Copy Share Image
“An unfaithful wife is like a cloth in an open marketplace.” — Abdulazeez Henry Musa Copy Share Image
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I promised my wife I would start growing up as soon as she stopped growing sideways. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
