No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. — Phyllis Battelle Copy Share Image
“and I lived on rum, I tell you. It’s been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me; and if I’m… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
The worst hangovers are when you can't even throw it up. You're stuck with it, like a bad marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I killed the wife when I first tasted sensual joys without love, and then it was that I killed my wife.” — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The only way you should make a girl cry, is when you get down on your knees and ask her to marry… — The Forgotten Copy Share Image
“Only the most passionate, forthright kind of love would ever induce her to enter the confining state of matrimony.” — Melanie Dickerson Copy Share Image
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love the idea of marriage. I definitely want marriage and little Kellans running around. — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
“I hear a swift bullet to the brain is more merciful than one to the guts, Kinnell,” Murdo called after him. “If… — Joanna Chambers Copy Share Image
It is easier for a woman to be a good wife than a good mother. A widow has two duties with contrary… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I didn't write about my mother much in the third year after she died. I was still trying to get my argument… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“I tried. As the darkness closed over me, I fought to remember the name of my husband. I fought to remember the… — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
“Divorce is the device of the devil that divides our lives, destroys our children, depletes our finances, damages our friendships, disfigures our… — Haruna Idowu Copy Share Image
“I don't want you back because you feel obligated to me, love," he said. "That's the devil of wedding vows - they… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
Paolo Uccello's wife told people that Paolo used to stay up all night in his study trying to work out the vanishing… — Giorgio Vasari Copy Share Image
My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
To marry is the biggest risk in human relations that a person can take. — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“The 'institution of marriage' is being threatened - by people getting married? Huh?” — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
