A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Never take all the sweet things i've told you as jokes, I never joke about my feeling. I mean them! I really… — Luphielia Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
“A witch, a Rider, a dragon, and a god walk into a monastery… There’s got to be a good joke in there… — Deborah Blake Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I have a teenage daughter and a 10-year-old daughter. Things are pink and fluffy at my house, with two little dogs. It's… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through… — Richard Drew Copy Share Image
“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
“It's funny that when the one person you live for is ripped out of your life you can still find a way… — Cassia Leo Copy Share Image
I learned a long time ago from when I did 'Seinfeld' never to take anything seriously, and to be part of the… — Marlee Matlin Copy Share Image
We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
What does it mean to dance? What does it mean to commit a crime? What does it mean to be anxious? What… — Theodore Zeldin Copy Share Image
Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of… — Michael Clarke Duncan Copy Share Image
I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like... age seven by reading from a… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
When I told him on the phone that after all you and I would not be getting married, he said "Oh-oh. Do… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
