I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful. — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're 37yrs old and you've not met your papa!!! All thank to your mama. — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
When I did 'Spamalot,' the joke was that I was a foot taller than Tim Curry. — Hannah Waddingham Copy Share Image
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Dan Brown and the 'Da Vinci Code' have been around well over a decade now, and to be perfectly honest, both he… — Michelle Dean Copy Share Image
I talk quite a lot in the changing room, try and joke around, keep the energy going, try to lift guys if… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
It's a bit embarrassing for a company to be exposed for wrongdoing, but it's really embarrassing if it's done by making them… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
If the front-page news is a comedian doing a joke that people think is naughty, that proves there's no real news that… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's OK to joke about yourself and have self-perspective, but, like, when you constantly put yourself down to get other people to… — Tove Lo Copy Share Image
There's always been a quiet conversation and joke that if you're not hard, if you're not from impoverished neighborhoods, if you're not… — Chance The Rapper Copy Share Image
“In a classical joke a child stays behind after school to ask a personal question. "Teacher, what did I learn today? "… — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
The U.S. - the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that's hardly even a joke. The… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I'm from the suburbs, really, so I actually didn't go to Montreal until I was, like, 19. I wasn't allowed to go… — Kaytranada Copy Share Image
People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time… — Teller Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Not only do I not hate gay people, I actually accept them for who and what they are. They always seem happy… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
I often make a joke of my parents, because I come from a Nigerian background and there's a stereotype in the Nigerian… — MNEK Copy Share Image
“What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever played on another camper? Connor: The golden mango! Travis: Oh, dude, that was awesome. Connor:… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
