Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
The joke we always say is that WWE doesn't pay us to wrestle, they pay us to travel. — Seth Rollins Copy Share Image
When See A Quaote About Fat Peaple It Says 908 up's and 263 down's. So That Means That 263 Fat Peaple Doesn't Like The Joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good painting is a lot like a good joke: you need to know when to stop, too many 'punchlines and you… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
You might miss out on a joke that you're worried might offend somebody, but might make you a million new fans. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad.… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I love to have a joke on Instagram here and there but other than that I like to relax and have fun.… — Erling Haaland Copy Share Image
I love how people takes jokes seriously…like damn its a fucking joke get over it...its not my fault that I'm the best...if… — DevilgirlLovesU Copy Share Image
I always made the joke that I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Warner Brothers first… — Lindsey Buckingham Copy Share Image
I always joke that they're all like my children, so I love them all, but I would be lying if I didn't… — Diane Nelson Copy Share Image
If I go and buy a coffee, and somebody asks me what I do, I'll say, 'I find asteroids.' And the first… — Carrie Nugent Copy Share Image
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I'm known for fashion photographs, but fashion photographs were mostly a joke for me. In 'Vogue,' girls were playing at being duchesses,… — William Klein Copy Share Image
Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Kristen is obviously delusional when she tweets a one word description of herself as 'loyal.' What a joke! The only way that… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
“I can take a joke,” she tells me, sounding insulted. “Yeah? When?” “When it’s not being delivered by a childish jackass who… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days.… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
It's never a matter ever, ever - are - we're never trying to gross anybody out, or ever are we trying to… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
