“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have a channel on YouTube called Buckshotwon. It started off as a kind of joke, just behind-the-scenes goofs. — Adrian Pasdar Copy Share Image
You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
Like all women, I've had a pretty awful time in many ways, but it's always possible to either make a joke or… — Emma Tennant Copy Share Image
They film 'Midsomer Murders' near our village, so we joke that if ever there was a murder we'd call for DCI Barnaby. — Tony Hadley Copy Share Image
I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Why do you joke about such things?" she snapped. He let his gaze land rather intently on hers. "When the alternative is… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I took French. I barely passed and didn't learn anything at all. There was a joke… — Mark Lanegan Copy Share Image
At bottom, to be colored means that one has been caught in some utterly unbelievable cosmic joke, a joke so hideous and… — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
I couldn't deliver a joke if you asked me to. It would have to be live and spontaneous. And that's what I… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair… — Bobby Hazzard Copy Share Image
My first gig ever was writing looplines for a movie that had already been made. You know, writing lines over somebody's back… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
You're under the gun at all times because it's live TV. A lot of time, between dress and air, you're having to… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
When you write something, at first you might feel very defensive and protective of every single thing, but after a while, you… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
There's like a little bit of a narcissism - I think there's more than a little bit of narcissism about it, but… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
We associate the North Atlantic with cod. The motto of Newfoundland used to be 'In cod we trust.' It was a joke,… — Simon Winchester Copy Share Image
I came from the Groundlings Theatre in L.A., and there, you're guaranteed to at least try something out in front of an… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
