“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Whenever my family brought up the topic of my marriage, I'd joke that I would marry only a princess. — S. Sreesanth Copy Share Image
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I feel dyslexia is a strong point in me now. I usually joke that it's like a superpower - you only have… — James William Middleton Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke that I can take personal responsibility for saving one million human relationships. — Jaan Tallinn Copy Share Image
When I was a child, if someone had talked to me about buying water, I would have thought it was a joke. — Assata Shakur Copy Share Image
And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work. — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house. — Tony Fernandes Copy Share Image
Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s… — John Green Copy Share Image
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seattle at least… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
Being a fighter is no joke. Year in and year out. Especially as a world champion. All eyes are on you, and… — Naseem Hamed Copy Share Image
Pretension is a poor joke that you play on yourself. Snap out of it. Recognise your strengths, work on your weaknesses. Real… — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
When I was working with Barry Sonnenfeld, I'd watch him set up a shot and talk to him about what he was… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
“Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world… — Robert Jensen Copy Share Image
Sometimes it takes you two or three seconds to get your head round a joke and laugh at it. With a snot-bubble… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Where 'Boy Meets Girl' succeeds so brilliantly is it does make people think about something different and it doesn't make being transgender… — Rebecca Root Copy Share Image
There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no… — Cameron Boyce Copy Share Image
To be compassionate is not a joke. It's not that simple. One has to discover a certain bigness in oneself. That bigness… — Dayananda Saraswati Copy Share Image
“That was part of being a girl—you were resigned to whatever feedback you’d get. If you got mad, you were crazy, and… — Emma Cline Copy Share Image
Comedy is the hardest thing to get right. I remember a joke we did in 'What's Up, Doc?' that didn't get a… — Peter Bogdanovich Copy Share Image
