My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat. — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm not actually a gang member. I know that's kind of like a joke on the Internet. — Rubi Rose Copy Share Image
“But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse me for trying to make a joke,” Robbie retorted. “You’ll never give up” — V.K. Sykes Copy Share Image
The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count. — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“I move my feet, turn away from her, try to pretend she's not there, which is the biggest fucking joke I've ever… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
My friends would always joke that I'm 'the grandmother' and 'the homebody' because I can't stay up past nine o'clock, but a… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that,… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
When I was five, my uncle bought us a tape recorder and my dad tried to record us kids talking and singing,… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
There's this joke that Anna Drezen wrote for Melissa Villasenor, where Melissa plays every teen-girl murder suspect on Law & Order.' And… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
So often, in my life, when you play a joke on another actor, you say, 'Hello? Steven Spielberg? It's for you.' What's… — Mark Rylance Copy Share Image
“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around… — Mark Copy Share Image
“We humans are still a joke in this universe; we are not real, not yet! Universe can annihilate us in seconds! If… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I hate to give myself credit for anything, but I will say I really enjoy, as an actor, and especially with comedy… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
