“riddle is a challenge that is meant to be solved with reasoning whereas a joke is a setup for an amusing pun… — Sef Daystrom Copy Share Image
[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I made a good living being a tough guy on TV, but I'd rather laugh and joke all day long than try… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar. — Seamus Heaney Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke. It caused me to laugh bitterly through the 10,000 nights I spent alone. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
“Mystery is the face everybody shared before they were born and the joke they'll finally get after they're dead.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists. — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
My brother Peter was always the life of the party, and so the running joke for the first 12 years of my… — Benjamin Bratt Copy Share Image
I don't worry about the last shot or the next shot. I concentrate. Every shot gets a clean slate. And when a… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I had this website that, at one point, I listed myself as 'actor, writer, comedian, and fart enthusiast' just because I thought… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I'm not as serious of a person as people make me out to be. Most people would think that I would be… — T.I Copy Share Image
I joke that I came out of my mother with chopsticks in my hands. But one of my earliest memories is of… — Gok Wan Copy Share Image
“Good Lord, what’s in here? A dead body?” “Ha! Don’t be ridiculous! What an outlandish joke to make! Ha!” Mr. Kent said… — Tarun Shanker Copy Share Image
I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Vathah shut the door for her, then looked in the window. “Most men are idiots.” “Nonsense,” Shallan said, smiling. “By the law… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Why god like play the joke...? Make me far away from my luv? She told me bye forever bye don't have time… — HourBebe Copy Share Image
In the India I was growing up in, history wasn't really a wise career option. People would joke and say, 'History's okay,… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
What's disheartening for me and to all of us in GLAAD is when it comes to major studio films, LGBT people are… — Wilson Cruz Copy Share Image
I haven't had television since 1991, and it definitely influences me. As a child of the 1970s, I couldn't hold a narrative… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“He smiled proudly at the machine Ephraim was staring at. "That's our Coheron Drive. Isn't she beautiful? I helped build her." Ephraim… — E.C. Myers Copy Share Image
The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I'm not… — Paul Pogba Copy Share Image
I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image