I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
Dad liked to self-deprecatingly joke about his career, but Ernie Johnson was a pretty darn good relief pitcher. — Ernie Johnson Jr Copy Share Image
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance. — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
There is no bad time to laugh. I always joke, even five minutes before a game. It's not bad to stay a… — Kylian Mbappe Copy Share Image
Just because we wear hair extensions and make-up doesn't mean we're the punchline for every joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin Copy Share Image
We don't want to get married in haste and then later on our relationship becomes a joke for others. — Himanshi Khurana Copy Share Image
I never do a whole new set of new material. I do one new joke at a time, and I wedge it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Woody Allen - nobody has been a better joke teller than him - and even in his great films, it's always coming… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
There are quite detailed rules with sitcom. When people can leave scenes, act structure, joke rhythm. You can't not have a straight… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
“To ask the master for a knife, or skillet, or any small convenience of the kind, would be answered with a kick,… — Solomon Northup Copy Share Image
My life is a joke… I'm only here for your amusement… You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I… — Storm Shadowheart Copy Share Image
Music was going to be my thing. Was I going to make a living at it? That was kind of a joke.… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've normalized it.… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Trawl through the world of blogs and tweets, and you will find readers complaining when they stumble upon a word they don't… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
All fraudulent elections should be condemned, including those in Turkey and Russia. And we need to be doubly mindful not to indulge… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
Never joke around when texting. People can take you seriously. I've heard this so many times and just oh that'll never happen… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
We used to joke that we were more scared of the police than we were of the devil. You had to have… — Max Cavalera Copy Share Image
If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that… — Richard Lewis Copy Share Image
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
