“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Some people will go for the quick joke and not pay attention to the consequences. — John Ross Bowie Copy Share Image
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
What smells of wee and goes in and out:a old person doing the hockey cockey — Paul Housbey Copy Share Image
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima Copy Share Image
You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle... and not just in the… — Bono Copy Share Image
I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom,… — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“You should write a book," Matrick suggested. Kit snorted. "Who wants to read the self-pitying lamentations of an old revenant?" "There's your… — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do… — David Rees Copy Share Image
Chemar Holder plays Xbox with me online all the time but it's not like any of us are going to be buddy,… — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
“Was she always that friendly?" I joke. "She saw Robert. At least I got that out of her." "Maybe she buried him… — Travis Thrasher Copy Share Image
Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“It's all been a bad joke that just ran out of control. I got into food for fun but the business got… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
The incarnation is “a kind of vast joke whereby the Creator of the ends of the earth comes among us in diapers… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I started reading about media moguls in general, and Sumner Redstone and Rupert Murdoch both made the same joke: they both were… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a… — Betty White Copy Share Image
