Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching. — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
There is a standing joke in my family that I was born with a ladle in my hand. — Maneet Chauhan Copy Share Image
It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the… — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
“It is, and has been, and will forever be, this world of ours, a fucking joke.” — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
At the shock of a joke, everything disappears but the present moment. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
“Technically, you passed out under me,” Cole smiles at his own joke.” — Kristin R. Campbell Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That boy was a walk away joke, born to be a leaver hes the wrong kind of paradise shes gonna know it… — Alexia Copy Share Image
You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
When I first broke out, everyone was like, 'OK, so is this a joke?' They had to wait until I sold out… — Yung Lean Copy Share Image
I used to joke that my next book would be about puppies that have lost a chew toy, and everywhere they went,… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
The war on drugs is a joke. We spend $40 billion a year, and the proof that it's a failure is that… — David Sheff Copy Share Image
It has always seemed a cruel joke to me that the very word 'stutter' is difficult for many stutterers to pronounce. It… — Kate Forsyth Copy Share Image
(Tosting by an illiterate)..Hello baby whats your name is ? (Baby)..am Juliet N U? (illiterate)..plz be call me Wizguy.(illiterate)...baby can we be… — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
In 2005, the Iraq war was entering its third year and no one believed that we were going to find WMDs any… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Where’s new-Jay?” Jules asked, and then she and Chelsea exchanged a look and started cracking up at their own joke. Even Claire,… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“IN AN OLD YUGOSLAV JOKE mocking police corruption, a policeman returns home unexpectedly and finds his wife naked in their marital bed,… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
You know, when I was a kid, I used to cry every day, like, when I was like, you know, 7 through… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I can make you understand. Let’s start from the beginning. A man is hired to give advice to the readers of… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
“Your ass is flapping in the breeze,” Maddox warned with what felt like his first real laugh since this whole thing started.… — Annabeth Albert Copy Share Image
I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag;… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
