My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?' — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure! — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
People have been known to joke that my lifelong love of portal fantasies was born, at least in part, from the fact… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
My favorite show tune has got to be Stephen Sondheim's 'I Remember Sky.' It's probably the saddest song of all time; I… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
“And you think, “I wish God was my boss. That would be awesome. He wouldn’t care about my sales sheet. He would… — Jon Acuff Copy Share Image
“You need to look the fucking sick joke that is life straight in the eye and tell it to bring its fucking… — Mia Asher Copy Share Image
There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
With anything you put out there, you're going to offend somebody, but most people get that it's a joke, that I'm playing… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
Whatever the joke is has to be funny, and not coming from a mean-spirited place. I think some things are totally off… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Comedy, in my opinion, is best when it's in the gray, and you're kind of pushing people's thoughts that they sort of… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
There's so much positivity in the world and your day-to-day life that to go as far as to say that you hate… — Chance The Rapper Copy Share Image
What makes 'Pootie Tang' the motion picture enjoyable is its no-brow ambitions; it's a joke action film. It slides through enough African-American… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“You say you've seen too many things, that turn out to be too good to be true. Against your better judgment, opened… — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
Other players can be leaders on the pitch, but not all players can understand another player, so I try to. You need… — David Luiz Copy Share Image
Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I've had people tell me that I should just be sad and not joke around on Twitter, but they don't understand that… — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
