A lot of women say, 'I look good thanks to magic creams,' but that's a joke. — Brigitte Nielsen Copy Share Image
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had stuff done with my ribs before, cartilage separated, broken stuff. It's no joke, man. It just sucks. — Chad Mendes Copy Share Image
That moment when you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone… — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Hey, do you mind not squeezing my head off. I remember how powerful those thighs are.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.” — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and… — Bitsie Tulloch Copy Share Image
Written by the ancient Chinese philosopher of the same name, the 'Zhuangzi' is one long perplexing puzzle of a rambling collection of… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
In fact during 'Rock On,' there were so many women on set that sometimes we used to joke that if this becomes… — Prachi Desai Copy Share Image
“Okay. I guess I’m just having a little trouble getting this all straight.”“It’s not ‘straight’ -- it’s gay. That’s why you’re having… — Bobby Michaels Copy Share Image
“Naturally Teseo had a joke about all the government promises to increase housing construction: “If there were no future tense in Spanish,… — Regina Anavy Copy Share Image
With some of the journalists, I've known them for years now, and I kind of consider them like my friends, so I… — Naomi Osaka Copy Share Image
If you've got 300 people in the room and you tell a joke, a hundred laugh, a hundred smile and a hundred… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I asked a thief to steal me a peach: He turned up his eyes. I asked a lithe lady to lie her… — William Blake Copy Share Image
“A Nasrudin 'joke' may at first seem unfunny, or pointless, but will after study change and begin to reveal itself: you have… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“MAGGIE, in pain: That’s what I mean; I’m a joke to most people. QUENTIN: No, it’s that you say what you mean,… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
I had an awful joke about Auschwitz I drove everybody crazy with that joke. But that joke makes me feel good. You… — Chantal Akerman Copy Share Image
I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
I have defined values and I'm honest about those leanings. But I have no allegiance to any particular political team. I only… — Will Cain Copy Share Image
My group of friends, we sort of go at each other pretty hard sometimes. And it's half performance, half truth that you… — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
Last Friday night, I Twitted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a… — Anthony Weiner Copy Share Image
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