I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Humor is a huge part of the way I operate; if people can't understand a joke then they should not follow me. — Shibani Dandekar Copy Share Image
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. — Joe Bob Briggs Copy Share Image
That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
I've never pitched a joke that I wouldn't be comfortable seeing in a Pixar film. — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“It was a joke to the extent in the context of the views that speech.” — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
I had somebody call and make a joke about it: 'Oh, Buddy Guy won the Grammy - You should have won.' I… — Dr. John Copy Share Image
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If you come away from a show thinking of an image, that's as good as remembering a joke. A lot of those… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I've always been most drawn to fiction that wrestles with that death-fear. Sometimes I joke with my students, 'If no one is… — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
“I had a dog. Ex-wife took him, and the house.” Is that why you like country music?” He eased himself our of… — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
I'm an average American. As I joke, I'm the average Mexican American Jewish Italian mayor of the most diverse city in the… — Eric Garcetti Copy Share Image
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“There was an old joke about being left on a deserted island with an editor. You are starving. All you have left… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
I feel like until you're with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don't ever really know what you're looking… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
I started reading about media moguls in general, and Sumner Redstone and Rupert Murdoch both made the same joke: they both were… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
