“Joke: What did the seahorse say when the sand dollar landed on his back in the rip current? "Hi-yo Silver! Swim-away!" :)” — Heather Wolf Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, I won't bite. Well, at least not in the way you're afraid of." He chuckled at his own joke. -… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
I joke about it being a millstone, but it never hurts to have a name that sticks out. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is. — Tahj Mowry Copy Share Image
I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke. — Julia Mancuso Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell… — Jane Harper Copy Share Image
I could write a joke song really easily, but I think something that might be true for my generation is that there's… — Ezra Furman Copy Share Image
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again.… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
Unlike singers, who can earn for years by singing one song, we artistes have to be on our toes all the time.… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just… — Betty White Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Well 'Impractical Jokers' isn't really a prank show, because the joke is on us. We make ourselves look like idiots in front… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
I had one guy say, 'I watched your show and didn't agree with what you said.' And I'm like, 'It's a joke.… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Occasionally you get that one person that says "I really like that one part of this joke" and you go, "Oh thank… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
My brother was listening to his transistor radio. He kept switching the earpiece from one ear to the other, which I thought… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The joke about SAP has always been, it's making '50s German manufacturing methodology, implemented in 1960s software technology, delivered to 1970-style manufacturing… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
Seems i've crossed the line again for being nothing more than who I am. So, break my bones and throw your stones.… — Shinedown Copy Share Image
“I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.” Ironically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided… — Mark Copy Share Image
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