I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them. — Ritu Copy Share Image
When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke. — Holly Black Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
“Okay. I guess I’m just having a little trouble getting this all straight.”“It’s not ‘straight’ -- it’s gay. That’s why you’re having… — Bobby Michaels Copy Share Image
A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm not against divorce, but I do believe it's really not a joke to find a life partner. In fact, better be… — Heart Evangelista Copy Share Image
You know what they're doing to your Constitution? They're making a joke out of your Constitution. Love's not in your court room.… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I was afraid no one would laugh, and I wanted to pretend I wasn't noticing the audience. I didn't want the audience… — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
I think about my dad and how tough he had it. They treated us a lot better in our minor league system,… — Cody Bellinger Copy Share Image
Shaquille and I kind of joke we were the Christopher Columbus of social media. We're kind of out on a boat by… — Amy Jo Martin Copy Share Image
You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore;… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When a joke works, it works. It can make a point in a really simple way; it can be a great little… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
“You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“Breeze chuckled. "He was completely insane, you know. The worse things got, the more he'd joke. I remember how chipper he was… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find… — David Schwimmer Copy Share Image
“I am not a joke. I am not a riddle! I am not a bird or a cat or a penguin! I'm… — Tom King Copy Share Image
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
