I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind… — Wilson Bethel Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Well, everybody used to joke that I saved the first dollar that I ever made in Van Halen. I probably did somewhere. — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers Copy Share Image
I remember as a boy when the conversation on civil rights was won in the South. I remember a time when one… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the… — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
“It was late when father and the Duke tracked me down feigning surprise that I was in the usual place every time… — Shattered Roses E L Parfitt Copy Share Image
“I wish the world had been made in six days, and knocked to pieces again in six more. And I wish I… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The media circus got a bit twisted when I was in London. It became a bit of a joke, really. In Paris,… — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
It's easy to say, 'This is just a joke.' You know, the bearded lady? And I feel the need to smash it… — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
What makes art in general, and literature in particular, remarkable, what distinguishes them from life, is precisely that they abhor repetition. In… — Joseph Brodsky Copy Share Image
My whole life has always been football and that only. Since I was six years old, I've only really thought about football.… — Gabriel Jesus Copy Share Image
You have to have your own internal barometer of what is too far. I try and consider feelings of people in the… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
I presume that each country will have a different response to each joke. But mostly what I've seen is that everyone has… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
Architects have big egos. We like to think we're creating the pyramids and they're going to be around for thousands of years.… — Peter Marino Copy Share Image
That name was a kind of joke, and not a very good one. An author, Leon Lederman, wanted to call it 'that… — Peter Higgs Copy Share Image
I grew up, as I joke around, in the 'People's Republic of Charlestown' in the city of Boston. And I was blessed… — Jonathan Tucker Copy Share Image
If I'm caught off guard or I'm not in a great mood, or if I'm feeling down or if I'm in my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
