A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I mean, this is a joke, to try to implicate me as like a friend of the Russians. — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
My father was always clowning around. It was a huge influence on me. In my family, everything is turned into a joke. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore. — Kasie Hunt Copy Share Image
I like the rhythm of comedy in dramas, if that makes sense. In other words, I don't want to write setup, punch,… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
“I thought I had one of your father, but it didn’t develop.” Tremaine nodded ruefully. “It’s the silver nitrate in the film… — Martha Wells Copy Share Image
If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
When our kids are asked by their friends about the success of the longevity of our marriage, they simply joke that Tamar… — Patrick Pichette Copy Share Image
I believe in three-act structure. When I say that to novel people, or people in the world of books, they go, 'Well,… — Stephen J. Cannell Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with… — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image
We must be able to deal with ridicule and scorn, which it always seems that Buddhists receive. But we feel that it… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Seems i've crossed the line again for being nothing more than who I am. So, break my bones and throw your stones.… — Shinedown Copy Share Image
“I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.” Ironically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us.… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided… — Mark Copy Share Image
I feel like until you're with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don't ever really know what you're looking… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
“There was an old joke about being left on a deserted island with an editor. You are starving. All you have left… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I think Noah Hawley's writing is hilarious, and I love a good dark joke. — Carrie Coon Copy Share Image
That's just what friends do in general. You have to be able to joke around with each other. — Nikola Vucevic Copy Share Image
“My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.” — Tommy Tran Copy Share Image
“It's all a mere mistake and a worry and a joke—and we'll go home as fast as we can!” — Henry James Copy Share Image
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
“What do we do now?” Adam asked. “Get a doghouse. Damn. You’re right. I really can’t think of another joke.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
