“I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.” — Gustave Eiffel Copy Share Image
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still dont get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while someone telling you a joke.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
“MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
There have been times where I have said, even in a sketch that I'm not in, 'I don't think you should be… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
“Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way,… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once wrote a silly article about all these metrosexuals like David Beckham wearing sarongs, and she described me… — Kevin McCloud Copy Share Image
It can be embarrassing being associated with a character like Finchy - people naturally assume you're just like him. Some people come… — Ralph Ineson Copy Share Image
You're going to get flak if you tell the wrong joke, but it's still the wrong joke. Give the wrong speech, you… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
All of Creation’s a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories,… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
Howard Stern gave me the best advice about Twitter and the N word. He said maybe onstage people get the intention behind… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“Breeze chuckled. "He was completely insane, you know. The worse things got, the more he'd joke. I remember how chipper he was… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“I am not a joke. I am not a riddle! I am not a bird or a cat or a penguin! I'm… — Tom King Copy Share Image
If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find… — David Schwimmer Copy Share Image
I always make a joke about this but it's true; Conor can make a highlight video of training hard and like, 'Alright… — Beneil Dariush Copy Share Image
“I don’t like seeing you hit.” “Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway! — Claudia Lee Copy Share Image
My type of comedy is always self-deprecating, the joke's always on me. — Asim Chaudhry Copy Share Image
I miss You everyday, but I can't tell you everyday because you may mistake it for a Joke. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
You can't practice stand-up alone in your room. You can't find out if a joke works by asking two of your friends. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government. — Tariq Ali Copy Share Image
People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Someone has remarked that 'An ideal math talk should have one proof and one joke and they should not be the same'. — Ronald Graham Copy Share Image
“A joke is by its nature a protest against sense. It is no good attacking nonsense for being successfully nonsensical.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!' — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
The Awkward moment when teacher expects you to laugh at her stupid joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
