when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth. — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Expressing my love to a girl for the first time, and it is being taken as a joke — Fated To Love Copy Share Image
It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
That messed up moment when you laugh at a joke that was about you, but you didn't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There aren't plus-sized teens represented in film who aren't made the butt of a joke. — Danielle Macdonald Copy Share Image
On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The most welcome joke to me is the one that takes the place of a heavy, not altogether innocuous thought, at once… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The joke I always make is I'm either running for reelection, running for Senate, running for governor, or running for my life.… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting,… — Barbara Palvin Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of wonderful comics that leave you hanging in a state of apprehension or anxiety before alleviating that… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
That whole 'Bo' Selecta!' thing was damaging. I played along with it; I said it was cool, I can take a joke,… — Craig David Copy Share Image
Jaspal Bhatti saab was the one who uplifted the image of Sikhs on the national and international stage. There used to be… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
We're used to a story in modern terms as an information delivery device. Certainly on television and even with the studio films,… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
If you want me to perform in Silver Lake - where it looks like 'Vice' magazine threw up everywhere, where all the… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
“Then Roper turned round. “I hope this isn‟t your idea of a joke,” he said. “This is empty.” Cray smiled at him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke. — Alan Dundes Copy Share Image
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down. — Manfred von Richthofen Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
My dad? He worked at a steel plant over in Charleston. Night shift. Nine at night to nine in the morning, no… — A. J. Green Copy Share Image
“It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Death is another story. I will never make a joke about death. It is beyond my powers.” — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and… — Zhat Copy Share Image
I don't believe in acting teachers for me, so it's God's joke that he gave me a best friend who's an acting… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
When you haven't got a job, a joke is about the only thing that's free. — Simon Beaufoy Copy Share Image
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. — Ron White Copy Share Image
Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
